me

What about meeting way before? We still need to get popcorn and whiskey 😱.

friend

What’s way before? I need to (…) so I suppose the ealier I can do is at 18:30

me

Ok let’s aim to that.

friend

I will text you when I am on my way.

Popcorn is good. I didn’t eat anything decent the whole day.

Whiskey might prove deadly on an empty stomach however.

me

That’s why I thought on eating before, as I know the best place. But I will go now as I am starving.

friend

Damn

me

The best place and the best price. It’s incredible cheap.

friend

I am very envious. What kind of food?

me

Did I mention the best food?

friend

🖕 (middle finger)

me

It’s syrian food, similar to the one we had. But more delicious and cheaper.

friend

Fucking fuck. I am really hungry and I won’t have time to eat. I didn’t think about timing at all.

me

If I would be really generous I would buy you food while I am there. But today I am rather sensible and I just got a middle finger.

friend

Do I need to get naked with you? Trust me, that would be traumatizing for you, not generous.

me

Oh the indecent proposal won’t make any difference.

Besides, you brought that up twice today.

friend

True. I must be ovulating.

me

We will find you someone.

Wait and you are coming to the screening for no kids. Are you joking??

We will never find someone in that screening.

friend

Let me put it this way. I would rather sew my vagina up that have children.

me

Ok, you win. I’ll bring you food.

If you are interested, we were talking about this wonderful film.